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that was the best thing I have read in about 10 years.

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silly silly little comic

Ladies, gentlemen, and other gentlepeople: my girlfriend’s ‘silly little comic’

Oh my fucking gods this is perfect

This makes me smile 

dragon came from water not fire
woman rebelled to save other woman
other woman didn’t need saving and could hold her own
dragon wasn’t killed
political scams
interracial lesbian relationship
there is not one thing about this I don’t like. 10/10 fuck yeah

I just realized that she said she’s studying alternative cures for magical stasis. Magical stasis as in sleeping curses. She is researching how to rescue sleeping princesses without needing a bullshit True Love’s kiss because she knows how shitty it is to sit around waiting for some hero to rescue her.

Perfect comic is perfect

Wouldn’t it be more effective to just study Arcane Magic and just specialize in Abjuration magic and just have your primary focus be Dispellation ?

Because if magic exists, surely there has to be counter-magiks that exist as well. You can even apprentice the princesses you rescue to also study dispellation magic and they can continue rescuing their fellow princesses from bs magic effects.

Yeah, but Abjurers are usually huge neckbeards. The party poopers of the wizarding world.

I have not seen one neck beard abjurer. The neck beards I usually meet are Enchanters (fitting). That being said, are Enchanters even that useful ?

Truth be told, neither have I. But I don’t know that many neckbeards anyway.
As for Enchanters, they CAN be prety useful in social/urban settings, but get them out of the house and they lose all power.

Unless they know Power Word Kill.

If you’re an Enchanter and you don’t have multiple uses of Power Word Kill prepared, I will disappoint son. Your teacher will be disappoint, and your adventure comrades will be disappoint.

I think even the dragon will be disappoint, yet immensely relieved.

Wait, aren’t dragons naturally resistant to Power Word spells anyway ?

Not naturally resistant, but they usually have over a 100 hitpoints, making them invulnerable to those spells. I admit: I had to google it, but you’re nontheless more or less right.

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sure everyone says theyre excited about ‘spirit week’ but the minute i awaken a few ancient spirits and raise the dead suddenly im a ‘witch’ and ‘ruining homecoming’

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